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efilmcritic.com - : Complete and utter crap, based on a decent Michael Crichton novel. Amy's a girl in a gorilla suit...no, Amy's a gorilla, played by a girl in a gorilla suit. That's it. She has this thing on her arm that when she waves it, it speaks. Wave the arm up and down? Probably a dozen words and phrases. It's like having a Teddy Ruxpin doll on your forearm. Doesn't matter that the arm's moving in the same direction. Arm bands are much smarter than us silly humans. more...
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www.boxoffice.com - : When will filmmakers learn that, without a good script, a movie is doomed to sink like Atlantis? Adapted by the usually reliable John Patrick Shanley (''Moonstruck'') from the Michael Crichton novel, this tale of whites entering darkest Africa in search of ancient riches suffers from a preposterous set-up and even more ludicrous plot developments. The actors are saddled with feeble dialogue and silly motivations; even the dependable Ernie Hudson, adopting a Cary Elwes accent, fares poorly. more...
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