"Innit it a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chrismas day"
"Is Disneyland a member of the U.N.?"
"Why don't you just give them to charity?" (in reference to confiscated drugs)
"No wonder dey couldn't find a room, it woz Christmas" (in reference to Mary and Joseph - part of his Christmas Speech & interview with a Bishop in 2002, purposely broadcasted in the UK at the same time as the Queen's speech)
Dont Be Fogetin BENINE! werd up aight?
